Madam Puddifoot! Community Day Report September
Hmmm, hic, hmmm. You are in so much trouble, hic.
Please excuse, hic, my hiccups.
As an employee of, hic, the Ministry of , hic, Magic I must issue, hic, a warning.
You, hic, have not applied, nor have you, hic, been granted a liquor, hic, license.
I was rather shocked to see you serving turkey dinner. Then, hic, you pulled out all the stops and pulled, hic, the butterbeer out.
Hic, really?
I doubt I will be feeling well tomorrow after drinking 18 butterbeers. I will likely forget this incident tomorrow saving your official report to, hic, the Minister.
I had to undo my button on my pants after eating 9 turkeys.
Thanks for the high gold rate today too. Almost 3%. Woohoo
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